One day, an ambitious bull\u2014eyes gleaming with greed and dreams of glory\u2014charged full speed toward Wall Street in Manhattan. He was thrilled, ready to bulk up with gains. Visions of record highs and endless all-you-can-eat green salads danced in his head.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
But he didn\u2019t realize, until it was too late, that he\u2019d run straight into a giant net labeled \u201cBull Trap.\u201d<\/em><\/p>\n\n\n\n Now he\u2019s tangled up, thrashing around, yelling, \u201cIt was supposed to be a rally!\u201d<\/em><\/p>\n\n\n\n But the more he struggles, the tighter the net pulls\u2014 waiting for the bears to show up with a fork and a bottle of BBQ sauce. \ud83d\udc02\ud83d\udd25\ud83c\udf7d\ud83d\udcc9<\/p>\n\n\n\n <\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":" One day, an ambitious bull\u2014eyes gleaming with greed and dreams of glory\u2014charged full speed toward Wall Street in Manhattan. He was thrilled, ready to bulk […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":115,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[3],"tags":[4,13],"class_list":["post-111","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-humour","tag-humour","tag-the-fork-in-the-road"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.viewscopes.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/111","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.viewscopes.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.viewscopes.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.viewscopes.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.viewscopes.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=111"}],"version-history":[{"count":4,"href":"https:\/\/www.viewscopes.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/111\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":120,"href":"https:\/\/www.viewscopes.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/111\/revisions\/120"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.viewscopes.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/115"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.viewscopes.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=111"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.viewscopes.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=111"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.viewscopes.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=111"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}
and now he\u2019s just lying there, helpless…<\/p>\n\n\n\n