{"id":137,"date":"2025-04-29T21:22:33","date_gmt":"2025-04-29T21:22:33","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.viewscopes.com\/?p=137"},"modified":"2025-05-10T12:18:30","modified_gmt":"2025-05-10T12:18:30","slug":"the-phoney-show","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.viewscopes.com\/?p=137","title":{"rendered":"The Phony Show"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<p class=\"has-text-align-center has-large-font-size\"><br><strong>The Phony Show<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"has-text-align-center\"><strong>Hi, Phony,<\/strong><br>Still starring in your hit drama daily?<br>What is it now\u2014season five? Episode eighty?<br>Must be exhausting pretending so bravely.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"has-text-align-center\"><strong>Hi, Phony,<\/strong><br>How\u2019s the glam? Still posing so vainly?<br>Is this the scene where you steal so plainly?<br>Your script is tired, performed so insanely.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"has-text-align-center\"><strong>Hi, Phony,<\/strong><br>Tears on cue? You cry so fakely.<br>No spine, no clue\u2014you crawl so shapely.<br>A hollow life, broadcast so cheaply.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"has-text-align-center\"><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>The Phony Show Hi, Phony,Still starring in your hit drama daily?What is it now\u2014season five? Episode eighty?Must be exhausting pretending so bravely. Hi, Phony,How\u2019s the [&#8230;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":138,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[16],"tags":[17],"class_list":["post-137","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-poem","tag-poem"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.viewscopes.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/137","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.viewscopes.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.viewscopes.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.viewscopes.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.viewscopes.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=137"}],"version-history":[{"count":5,"href":"https:\/\/www.viewscopes.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/137\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":211,"href":"https:\/\/www.viewscopes.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/137\/revisions\/211"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.viewscopes.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/138"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.viewscopes.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=137"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.viewscopes.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=137"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.viewscopes.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=137"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}