They say Isaac Newton discovered the laws of motion while sitting under an apple tree at Oxford.
When I sit under an apple tree, all I can think about is how to bite back at Apple\u2014the company.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Every time I buy something from them\u2014Mac, iPhone, iPad, Apple Watch, AirPods\u2014it\u2019s not gravity that hits me, it\u2019s the price. My bank account drops faster than Newton\u2019s apple.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
And I know I\u2019m not the only one biting my lip in the Apple Store. Now that I think about it\u2026 maybe that bite in the Apple logo isn\u2019t just design\u2014it\u2019s a warning<\/p>\n\n\n\n
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