{"id":288,"date":"2025-05-26T20:29:28","date_gmt":"2025-05-26T20:29:28","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.viewscopes.com\/?p=288"},"modified":"2025-05-26T20:55:10","modified_gmt":"2025-05-26T20:55:10","slug":"laugh-library-2","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.viewscopes.com\/?p=288","title":{"rendered":"Laugh Library – 2"},"content":{"rendered":"\n

Why doesn\u2019t the happy grape wrinkle? <\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n

Because it knows that if it keeps smiling,<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n

it won\u2019t turn into a raisin!<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n

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One minute on a roller coaster summarized my whole life’s experiences.<\/strong>
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My face is the most honest autobiography.<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n

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The only way to know if someone else’s shoes fit perfectly <\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n

is to walk a mile in them.<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n

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Every step I take is a measure of my life.<\/strong>
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Where there are people, there’s a drama.<\/strong>
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I just want to be like a sunflower, <\/strong><\/strong><\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n

always facing the sun<\/strong>.<\/strong>
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The loudest bark gets the best snack.<\/strong>
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Dreams are still something we should have.<\/strong><\/strong><\/strong><\/strong><\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n

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Life is just like tea; the longer it brews,<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n

the stronger and more flavorful it becomes.
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