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Why did the dog sit in the shade? <\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n

Because it didn’t want to be a hot dog!<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n

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No matter how wealthy you are, <\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n

you cannot wear two pairs of shoes at once.<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n

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Money is not the guardrail that preserves friendship.<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n

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Once you’ve burned the bridges, <\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n

there’s no way to go back.<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n

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Envying others for catching so many fish <\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n

can only bring unnecessary sadness,<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n

better quickly weave your own fishing net.<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n

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Life needs a bit of craziness<\/strong>
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Why did the bicycle fall over? <\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n

Because it was two-tired of being normal!<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n

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The human mouth is just two pieces of skin; <\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n

what it needs most is to taste manners\u3002<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n

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A well-mannered sandwich never picks a fight,<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n

it knows flavor speaks louder than words, <\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n

and class is the best condiment.<\/strong>
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Life really starts to hatch <\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n

when you break through your own limitations.<\/strong>

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