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Feeling hurt, and somehow I got used to it.<\/strong>
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Can’t pick a fight, can hide out of sight!<\/strong>

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If I don’t feel like I’ve suffered a loss,<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n

you have failed to hurt me.<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n

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Stopping or not stopping, that is a puzzling question for everyone.<\/strong>
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The watermelon dumped the banana\u2014<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n

too slippery when it came to love.<\/strong>
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Throughout life, we either stumble into this hole or that one.<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n

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The dog knows how to make a splash at<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n

any tail-wagging party.<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n

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I extended a helping hand in the snow,<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n

but I knocked on the wrong door.<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n

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With peace of mind came a thicker waist.<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n

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My hand is like a mountain of fingers,<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n

blocking my vision of the world.<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n

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