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Making your own pie is much faster than <\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n

waiting for a pie to fall from the sky.
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Jealousy is the root of all evil schemes<\/strong>
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Teapot likes to brew drama and <\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n

turn every little issue into a tempest in a teapot.<\/strong>
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The 50% rule of life says that as long as you start, <\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n

you have a 50-50 chance of success.<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n

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Every inch of love holds significant value.<\/strong>
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In reality, you don’t have that many listeners.<\/strong>
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Having a candy every day makes you feel like life is sweeter<\/strong>
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A youthful dose of fun every day keeps dementia at bay.<\/strong>
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Don’t compete with me in laziness; <\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n

I’m too lazy to compete.<\/strong>
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As long as your mindset is good, <\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n

anywhere can be a paradise..<\/strong>
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