{"id":378,"date":"2025-05-27T23:11:59","date_gmt":"2025-05-27T23:11:59","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.viewscopes.com\/?p=378"},"modified":"2025-05-27T23:11:59","modified_gmt":"2025-05-27T23:11:59","slug":"laugh-library-8","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.viewscopes.com\/?p=378","title":{"rendered":"Laugh Library – 8"},"content":{"rendered":"\n

Apple company\u2019s new product iShit.<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n

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Apple wants every flush to be a revolutionary experience.<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n

That’s why it became the iThrone in high-tech.<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n

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Slap an Apple logo on your forehead\u2014congrats, <\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n

you\u2019re now overpriced too.<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n

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Every time people buy Apple products,<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n

they wish they could take a bite out of the apple.<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n

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Cheer up, iChair, don’t be deflated \u2013 we need your elevated vibes!<\/strong>
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Only when your spirit is as rich as mine can you be as free as the wind.<\/strong>
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Clocks may reset, but time doesn’t rewind to yesterday.<\/strong>
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Time will tell you that everything in this world <\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n

comes with an expiration date.<\/strong>
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Hard work is the best bait to catch money.<\/strong>

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Walking in the rain, I feel like a grown-up.<\/strong>
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