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If I don’t work, my bank account breaks down;<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n

if I work, my mental health breaks down.<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n

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I run away as fast as I can from this matchbox city.<\/strong>
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Matching on the outside, what about on the inside?<\/strong>
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If you let others drive, you cannot control where to go.<\/strong>
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I, Robot, have the highest power in the world.<\/strong>
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I just found the key to success, someone changed the lock.\u00a0<\/strong>
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Walnuts don’t look pretty, but they have the fullest brain.<\/strong>
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The compass has unflinching determination. <\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n

It is never lured by money.<\/strong>
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Trust is like a sheet of paper; once it’s crumpled, <\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n

it can never be perfectly smooth again<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n

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If you are not the one in his eye, <\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n

why do you still look at him?<\/strong>
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