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Look, I’ve deposited a lot into my food bank;<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n

Nobody can steal from it.<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n

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When the crab is red, it’s cooked.<\/strong>
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I cannot stand up; I am burdened by love.<\/strong>
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A balloon floats because someone filled it with air.<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n

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A gentleman should behave like a snail,<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n

knowing when to stretch and when to retract.<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n

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There is always a way out, no matter how difficult it is.<\/strong>
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My savings want to experience firsthand how quickly<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n

they can go down the drain in times of high inflation.<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n

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I see myself in a mirror, not through others.<\/strong>
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I use luxury items to fill my empty heart.<\/strong>
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The crystal ball is my fortune teller, not my brain.<\/strong>
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