There it goes… the world’s fluffiest diplomat—pollinating the planet one olive branch at a time.No passport, no politics, just pure peace vibes.Who needs borders when […]
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Couch Potato
People call me a lazy couch potato, and I resent that!My sprints to the couch? That’s cardio.My midnight fridge laps? Clearly cycling.Wandering into bad decisions? […]
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Self-Crowned Giant
“Among the dwarfs, I’m a giant,” said the big dog, towering over toy-sized pups.He stood tall like a general, howled like a lion—conveniently forgetting his […]
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Full Belly, Full Life
My life is as full and satisfying as my belly!It is stuffed with dreams, bad decisions, and occasional wisdom snacks.I’ve learned not everything I consume […]
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Just the Ride I Wanted … Right?
When I was young, I thought life would be like a rollercoaster—thrilling, fun, full of highs. Now that I’m older, I look back and realize: […]
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A Father’s Promise… Revised with Love
I once promised my son I wouldn’t be his roadblock. But now he’s growing up, becoming his own person, and drifting off like I’m a […]
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Cash Cushion, Please!
I tried predicting the stock market by going skydiving. I thought the free fall would help me nail my short position. But, I forgot one […]
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Rising Under Pressure
They said, ‘Stand tall when pressure’s near,’So I wore the cooker like a crown, no fear.It hissed and steamed, I gave a nod —‘Release the […]
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Laugh library – 10
Look, I’ve deposited a lot into my food bank; Nobody can steal from it. When the crab is red, it’s cooked. I cannot stand up; […]
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Laugh Library – 9
If I don’t work, my bank account breaks down; if I work, my mental health breaks down. I run away as fast as I can […]
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