After lying flat too long, my legs forgot how to stand with self-respect.
Now they wobble like a baby’s first steps—except no parents are cheering, just the floor glaring at me, as if to say, ‘Really? That’s the best you’ve got?

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After lying flat too long, my legs forgot how to stand with self-respect.
Now they wobble like a baby’s first steps—except no parents are cheering, just the floor glaring at me, as if to say, ‘Really? That’s the best you’ve got?