Tag: Humour

Look, I’ve deposited a lot into my food bank; Nobody can steal from it. When the crab is red, it’s cooked. I cannot stand up; […]

If I don’t work, my bank account breaks down; if I work, my mental health breaks down. I run away as fast as I can […]

Apple company’s new product iShit. Apple wants every flush to be a revolutionary experience. That’s why it became the iThrone in high-tech. Slap an Apple […]

Making your own pie is much faster than waiting for a pie to fall from the sky. Jealousy is the root of all evil schemes […]

Feeling hurt, and somehow I got used to it. Can’t pick a fight, can hide out of sight! If I don’t feel like I’ve suffered […]

After the shattered pieces of the mirror are brought back together, only those who broke it before know where the fractures were. Bragging is actually […]

Letting go of emotional baggage is a priceless gift to yourself Elderly people don’t even need validation;  they naturally consider themselves the best life teachers. […]

Why did the dog sit in the shade?  Because it didn’t want to be a hot dog! No matter how wealthy you are,  you cannot […]

Why doesn’t the happy grape wrinkle?  Because it knows that if it keeps smiling, it won’t turn into a raisin! One minute on a roller […]

A puppy’s wagging tail always pick up  a strong signal of happiness. My life is as full and satisfying as my belly! I’m as broke […]