They say Isaac Newton discovered the laws of motion while sitting under an apple tree at Oxford.
When I sit under an apple tree, all I can think about is how to bite back at Apple—the company.
Every time I buy something from them—Mac, iPhone, iPad, Apple Watch, AirPods—it’s not gravity that hits me, it’s the price. My bank account drops faster than Newton’s apple.
And I know I’m not the only one biting my lip in the Apple Store. Now that I think about it… maybe that bite in the Apple logo isn’t just design—it’s a warning