Letting go of emotional baggage is a priceless gift to yourself
Elderly people don’t even need validation;
they naturally consider themselves the best life teachers.
Why did the couch potato apply for a job at the bakery?
Because after so much loafing around,
it wanted to prove it could still roll with the dough!
After lying flat for a long time,
my legs have forgotten how to support themselves with self-respect.
When humans get too full of themselves, like me ,
they start wagging their tails.
I’ve moved on from all the glories of the past.
Despite having a high level of emotional intelligence,
there are moments when my hair seems on the verge of smoking.
I looked up to the clouds and wondered,
why isn’t there a pie-fall forecast today?
I told my money to think outside the box,
but it seems to be stuck in its comfort zone.
Youth resides in your heart.
