Apple company’s new product iShit.
Apple wants every flush to be a revolutionary experience.
That’s why it became the iThrone in high-tech.
Slap an Apple logo on your forehead—congrats,
you’re now overpriced too.
Every time people buy Apple products,
they wish they could take a bite out of the apple.
Cheer up, iChair, don’t be deflated – we need your elevated vibes!
Only when your spirit is as rich as mine can you be as free as the wind.
Clocks may reset, but time doesn’t rewind to yesterday.
Time will tell you that everything in this world
comes with an expiration date.
Hard work is the best bait to catch money.
Walking in the rain, I feel like a grown-up.
