Laugh library – 10

Look, I’ve deposited a lot into my food bank;

Nobody can steal from it.

When the crab is red, it’s cooked.

I cannot stand up; I am burdened by love.

A balloon floats because someone filled it with air.

A gentleman should behave like a snail,

knowing when to stretch and when to retract.

There is always a way out, no matter how difficult it is.

My savings want to experience firsthand how quickly

they can go down the drain in times of high inflation.

I see myself in a mirror, not through others.

I use luxury items to fill my empty heart.

The crystal ball is my fortune teller, not my brain.