Wall Street’s famous bull has a new gig—pulling a stone mill in the trading room like a glorified farm donkey.
Every morning, it clocks in, circles the same market rumors, grinds out “optimism,” and gets praised for “momentum.”
Traders call it bullish strength.
The bull calls it unpaid labor with a tie.
But hey—if it doesn’t keep spinning, how else are your tech stocks supposed to gain 2% before lunch?
