At the riverbank, the Bear and the Bull sat in suits, fishing for money.
The Bull bragged, “See? The current’s strong—big gains today!”
The Bear smirked, “Relax. I’m just waiting for the market to flop belly-up. Easier catch.”
Both reeled in a pile of coins, dropped them into a basket already full, and sighed—
“Great… all this effort, and we’re still on a minimum-wage line.