A chick hatched from a broken egg right in front of the empty grocery store shelves. It looked around, dazed.
“Why is everyone looking at me like I’m some kind of VIP?”
A shopper gasped, “It’s an egg! A real egg! We’ve been lining up since 5 a.m.!”
Another whispered, “There’s an egg shortage. Your value has skyrocketed. You’re basically a luxury item now.”
The chick clutched its tiny chest. “So you’re telling me I cracked into… inflation?”
Someone tried to pay $50 for the eggshell. Another shouted, “Tag it! Tag the egg! #Eggfluencer!”
The chick blinked. “I cracked under pressure… and hatched into hyperinflation?!”
It waddled off, muttering, “I just wanted to be reborn for Easter, not become the face of grocery store chaos.”