The Wall Street Bull has long been worshipped by investors around the world — a symbol of strength, optimism, and aggressive market moves. But lately? The poor guy’s been through a lot.
He lost his statues — literally and figuratively. Policies kept tripping him up like banana peels on a trading floor. All stocks tanked, and even crypto stopped returning his calls.
Abandoned by traders, mocked by bears, and ghosted by the Fed, the Bull lay face down on the cobblestones of lower Manhattan, questioning his entire identity.
Then one day, he dusted himself off, put on a sharp suit, adjusted his tie, looked straight into the CNBC camera and said:
“I may have been knocked down… but I’m bullish on myself. I’m gonna hold my head up, stand tall, and charge forward — even if nobody’s buying!”