Laugh Library – 17

Welcome to Laugh Library, your ultimate source for a dose of daily laughter and endless amusement. Our digital shelves are stocked with an extensive collection of witty anecdotes, hilarious tales, and side-splitting humour, all curated for your amusement.

If I don’t work, my bank account breaks down;

if I work, my mental health breaks down.

如果我不工作,我的银行账户就会崩溃;

如果我工作,我的精神就会崩溃。

 

I run away as fast as I can from this matchbox city.

我以我最快的速度逃离这座火柴盒之城。

 

Matching on the outside, what about on the inside?

外表匹配,那么内在呢?

 

If you let others drive, you cannot control where to go.

如果你让别人开车,你就无法控制去哪里

 

 

I, Robot, have the highest power in the world.

我,机器人,拥有世界上最高的力量。