Professor Timmy is a top database expert at an Ivy League school.
Also a full-time Amazon director—because six figures weren’t enough, but seven? Now we’re in business.
He still calls himself “Professor,” though he hasn’t taught in years.
PhD students? He vaguely cares about their research.
At Amazon, he flaunts his Ivy League title.
At the university, he flexes his Amazon salary.
Balancing both gigs? Easy—when one boat’s a rubber dinghy full of grad students,
and the other’s a luxury yacht wired with stock options.