The Wall Street Bull gets a free elevator ride—surrounded by bullish enthusiasts packed in tight. They hold their breath as the floor numbers climb, eyes […]
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Sit Down. Be Judged.
The platform scale had taken over my chair.No warning. No negotiation. Just… sitting there. Waiting. It didn’t say a word,but its look said plenty:“Did you […]
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Ripen with Me
I used to be hard, dry, and a bit of a mouthful—left your tongue puckered and your patience tested.(Yeah… sorry about that.) But time has […]
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Fluffiest Diplomat in the Sky
There it goes… the world’s fluffiest diplomat—pollinating the planet one olive branch at a time.No passport, no politics, just pure peace vibes.Who needs borders when […]
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Couch Potato
People call me a lazy couch potato, and I resent that!My sprints to the couch? That’s cardio.My midnight fridge laps? Clearly cycling.Wandering into bad decisions? […]
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Self-Crowned Giant
“Among the dwarfs, I’m a giant,” said the big dog, towering over toy-sized pups.He stood tall like a general, howled like a lion—conveniently forgetting his […]
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Full Belly, Full Life
My life is as full and satisfying as my belly!It is stuffed with dreams, bad decisions, and occasional wisdom snacks.I’ve learned not everything I consume […]
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Sunward
I just want to be like a sunflower – always facing the sun, radiating optimism, and blooming with purpose… rather than wilting quietly in the […]
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Just the Ride I Wanted … Right?
When I was young, I thought life would be like a rollercoaster—thrilling, fun, full of highs. Now that I’m older, I look back and realize: […]
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A Father’s Promise… Revised with Love
I once promised my son I wouldn’t be his roadblock. But now he’s growing up, becoming his own person, and drifting off like I’m a […]
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