They called me an ugly duckling, time and again,so I stopped reaching for eyes that never saw me. And that’s when they finally looked—but by […]
Continue readingHeld by the Deep, Not Defeated
The genius loved riding the waves of political and economic chaos—surfing it all in his shiny red Tesla. He thought he was in control… until […]
Continue readingOne Jingle, Three Lifetimes
Forget facelifts — the ice cream truck jingle is my anti-aging serum.One note, and the old man in me straightens his back.By the second note, […]
Continue readingRoar All You Want, I Still Bite
The lion picked a fight with a mosquito.The mosquito said, ‘Bold move — starting a war you can’t catch.’Three sleepless nights later, the lion surrendered… […]
Continue readingCommander-in-Chip
Joke:A robot sitting behind the Resolute Desk in the Oval Office, wires neatly combed, presidential seal glowing. Caption:“After replacing truck drivers, copywriters, and customer service […]
Continue readingHard-Boiled Delusion
The egg had a dream: to shatter the wall and prove everyone wrong.First attempt—he cracks a little.Second—he shatters more.Third time—he launches himself like a legend… […]
Continue readingLove, in Circles
She treats the relationship like a revolving door—not because she craves drama, but because standing still scares her more than spinning in circles. She steps […]
Continue readingThe Rise Before the Drop
The Wall Street Bull gets a free elevator ride—surrounded by bullish enthusiasts packed in tight. They hold their breath as the floor numbers climb, eyes […]
Continue readingSit Down. Be Judged.
The platform scale had taken over my chair.No warning. No negotiation. Just… sitting there. Waiting. It didn’t say a word,but its look said plenty:“Did you […]
Continue readingRipen with Me
I used to be hard, dry, and a bit of a mouthful—left your tongue puckered and your patience tested.(Yeah… sorry about that.) But time has […]
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