Laugh Library -5

Welcome to Laugh Library, your ultimate source for a dose of daily laughter and endless amusement. Our digital shelves are stocked with an extensive collection of witty anecdotes, hilarious tales, and side-splitting humor, all curated for your amusement.

Why did the dog sit in the shade?

Because it didn’t want to be a hot dog!

为什么狗坐在阴凉处?因为它不想成为一个热狗.

 

No matter how wealthy you are,

you cannot wear two pairs of shoes at once.

无论你多么富有,你都不可能同时穿两双鞋。

 

Money is not the guardrail for maintaining friendship.

金钱不是维护友情的护栏。

 

Once you’ve burned the bridges, there’s no way to cross back.

一旦你烧毁了桥梁,就没有办法走回头路了。

 

Envying others for catching so many fish can only bring unnecessary sadness,

better quickly weave your own fishing net.

羡慕别人钓到这么多鱼,只会带来不必要的悲伤,

最好快点编织自己的渔网。