Laugh Library – 15

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Stick the Apple logo on your toilet seat,

and your toilet is instantly upgraded to iShit.

把苹果的商标贴在马桶盖上,你的马桶就立马生级为iShit了

 

Apple wants every flush to be a revolutionary experience.

That’s why it becomes the iThrone in high-tech.

苹果希望每次冲水都成为一次革命性的体验。

这就是为什么它成为高科技领域的 iThrone。

 

If I stick the Apple logo on my forehead,

I’ll become the apple in your eye.

如果我把苹果的商标贴在脑门上,

我就成为你的i人了。

 

Every time people buy Apple products,

they wish they could take a bite out of the apple.

每个人在掏钱包买苹果产品时都恨不得咬苹果一口

 

Cheer up, iChair, don’t be deflated – we need your elevated vibes!

振作起来,iChair,不要泄气——我们需要你的振奋精神