My chef friend ran out of the kitchen screaming—his sleeve was on fire. I yelled, ‘Forget the smock, save the arm!’ Priorities, people!
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The Long Road to the Same Fruit
There’s this guy who just loves making easy things difficult.He’s rich, loves watermelon, and one day he visits a farm full of ripe, juicy melons. […]
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Newton’s Apple vs. Apple Inc.
They say Isaac Newton discovered the laws of motion while sitting under an apple tree at Oxford.When I sit under an apple tree, all I […]
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When It Rains Gold… But You Got the Wrong Forecast
Warren Buffett said, “When it’s raining gold, reach for a bucket.”Yeah, easy for him—he’s got telescope eyes that can spot gold from miles away.Down here, […]
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The Brewed and the Bruised: A Wall Street Roast
Wall Street is the largest coffee grinder in the world. Investors from around the globe are like unground coffee beans—different brands, but all full of […]
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Flipped at the Finish Line
A cat caught a fish and strutted around, proud as a king. But just as it was about to take a bite, the fish flopped […]
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Minimal Effort, Maximum Impact
Geoff was supposed to submit his demon along with an abstract for the conference.Instead, he just sent a video—no text, no summary, no explanation. When […]
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The Bull Trap
One day, an ambitious bull—eyes gleaming with greed and dreams of glory—charged full speed toward Wall Street in Manhattan. He was thrilled, ready to bulk […]
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Hammer First, Think Later
They say, “When all you have is a hammer, everything looks like a nail.” Well, someone in power looked at global trade and said, “Yup, a bunch […]
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When the Bull Wears a Suit
The Wall Street Bull has long been worshipped by investors around the world — a symbol of strength, optimism, and aggressive market moves. But lately? […]
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